Aging Celebrities – Part 1

Let me preface this post by saying that if I missed any worthy contenders, be sure to leave them in the comments. Enjoy!

#1: Jenna Jameson

Jenna jameson
Jenna “the future of porn” Jameson. Yes folks. In a few short years, she has racked up millions of miles on Highway 69. God knows what she’ll look like in a couple more years. A wise man once told me “if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.” Words to live by.

#2: Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke
If you were one of those women who had a huge crush on Mickey back in the day, you’re not really missing very much. He is turning into his character from Sin City.

#3: Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson
Mother Time 1
Pamela 0

#4: Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett
Back in her heyday, Farrah was a sex icon! Today, she is baking a pecan.

#5: David Lee Roth

David Lee Roth
“Whoaa, we’re halfway there
WHOAA! Livin’ on a prayer”

- Wait! That’s a Bon Jovi song. My bad

#6: Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer
To his credit, he is pretty much the best actor OF ALL TIME! Kilmer 4 lyfe!

#7: Cybil Shepherd

Cybil Shepherd
My first instincts are that she is the crazy lady that lives down the street. What a shame.

#8: Keith Richards

Keith Richards
Funny part is that he still rocks harder than kids less than half his age. And since Johnny Depp copied him for his role in Pirates of the Carribbean, Keith basically wins at life.

#9: Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot
No words needed.

#10: Brigitte Nielsen

Brigitte Nielsen
YEEEEAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Part 2 will be coming soon!

February 18, 2010 | Filed Under Just For Fun 

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One Response to “Aging Celebrities – Part 1”

  1. Dawg on February 18th, 2010 10:06 am

    ROFL at Brigitte Neilson

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